Unwashed, you say... These are all good things, yes ma'am! <3

What a handsome <3 Would join, and do cute eyes until kobold gets a sip of that coffee!

I especially hate how it often seems to come down to that. Same with mine. Almost every complaint about the world comes down to race somehow. I guess it's just how they're wired, having grown up in times where poc were treated that way, but how hard is it to have basic human compassion.

If you don't make it, can I have your butt?

That's no mood, that's a lifestyle!

But, but... *Trips on a pebble and defeats himself instead.* Fiiine, will just nibble on them.

Slimes?? Easy experience for a Lv1 kobold adventurer! *Charges with wooden sword.* Yip!

That's fun. Seen mousepads like that with boobs and butts, but never with balls. What a dirty yeen!

Gonna be needing that shirt. Love your kobold designs <3 Perfect gremlin vibes.

I volunteer for bottom of the stack!