THE PATIO IS FULL, THOSE DUMBFUCK HOSTS SAT 3 TWELVE-TOPS AT ONCE, I HAVENT SAT DOWN SINCE BRUNCH THIS MORNING, WE 86’D THE RIBEYE AND NOW SOME OLD FUCK IS MAD AT ME, THE FLOOR IS SLIPPERY AND THE EXPO WON’T TALK TO ME, FUCKING SIMON DIDNT DO PREP WORK ON THURSDAY AND NOW WE’RE ABSOLUTELY FUCKED

a man in an apron is cooking in a kitchen with a sign on the wall that says no smoking

ALT: a man in an apron is cooking in a kitchen with a sign on the wall that says no smoking

it’s like the calming waves of youth washing over me 😌