Wait, does this mean Vance’s seat is open? Can we finally get rid of him?
The best part of coming home from a long trip is pooping in your own bathroom again
New Grant Application: For this application please submit a timeline, a fully completed project, six supporting documents showing that you have already self-financed all of the work the grant would hypothetically support, and 7 letters of support from everyone remotely interested in the subject.
Company: Pick a password! Comp: Stronger! Comp: You used that PW 8 years ago. Comp: Finally. Now do 2FA and select pics that don't show monkeys. *Five minutes later* Comp: We regret to inform you your data has been breached and posted to the dark web. www.cnn.com/2024/07/12/b...
The call and text message records of hundreds of millions of AT&T cellphone customers in mid-to-late 2022 were exposed in a massive data breach, the telecom company revealed Friday.
Once again I find myself asking people to repost that “you are here” list for Trump where it goes through the inevitable consequences of his terrible decisions, and ends with him in jail.
@kenwhite.bsky.social Ken, did you ever transfer your Giuliani gags from Xitter to here? I’m thinking of the thread that included the “violence, definitely violence” gag. It seems particularly appropriate to the moment.