To be fair I can’t last more than three minutes on a REGULAR FaceTime call so I guess there could be a stamina element involved

Frank Thomas and Doug Flutie sell a product that could help you.

Lot of positive engagement with this story from you folk. You perverts! How could you find any of this romantic? Sickening!

He had to hold the phone up the whole time? Gotta hand it to him

He's sustained by the power of all the roadkill hearts he has eaten, just like the skeeviest warriors of yore.

Is it normal to read a headline and start gushing blood from your eyes cuz uh

Just...eeeewww.

It's called Viagra.

I mean the stamina was probably because Bobby had to pick up various animal carcasses and had to pause

Sting-like tantra?

This is so crazy. Cheryl Hines could now save the ENTIRE planet — and millions of lives (from accelerated global heating) — by just holding a press conference and revealing that his whole campaign was just a grift — which 45 helped orchestrate.