just had "the talk" with my 14-year-old. it was awkward but now she knows that the fbi killed martin luther king jr

14 is a good age to handle hard truths.

When will you tell her about Mexico City?

“You see, when a man hates another man very much…”

i love that "guy whose comics i really liked all those years ago" is "guy with good politics"

When she’s a little older you can explain how the secret service fucked up and accidentally shot and killed a President while aiming at a security threat.

Good parenting right here

when they get the drug talk bring up project artichoke and the dude they made drop acid against his will for 90 days straight

And that the cia killed jfk

oh Jesus Christ is your daughter seriously 14? I’ve been reading TFD so long that I genuinely remember the first time you wrote a post about planning for your first kid to be born what a weird reference point to be burned into my brain

they know before you tell them