they can say anything on toilet paper and no one stops them. "12 rolls = 36 rolls" this cannot possibly be true in any world and yet we allow it to continue
To say nothing of implying that said toilet paper feels like live kittens. Or cartoon pillows.
Big TP knows people are too embarrassed about shitting to put up much of a fight.. The poophole loophole. Enough is enough. we must organize, take a stand against Big TP!
somebody share this conspiracy on TFG’s Truth Social. I’d die to see him jazz handing above a couple of little kids’ heads ranting on this in a Wendy’s. That’d be a full confusing 5 mins
The FTC has consistently failed to adequately police fraud for decades
they're tp from higher dimensions, you can wipe your ass in 4D!
Their math is pulled straight out of their butts. They probably deemed it appropriate given what they are selling. Differential Analysis, emphasis on the anal.
it has big '20% more chocolate' energy when they actually just changed the portion sizes and shrank the entire bar CADBURYS IS LYING TO US
Now THIS is the kind of math they must teach the Charmin Bears at TPU (Toilet Paper University)
That one egg was forty eggs?
ive never seen a "regular roll" in my life..