every person is a universe, entire galaxies silently moving through vast inner space, planets you've never heard of orbiting stars you've never seen

You're new to the "Nerd Thighs" phenomenon?

Murderthigh Nerd feels weirdly connected to Skydiving Christian Baby

if a nerd tried to strangle me with their thighs, I would just flex my muscular jock neck until they got tired

CORONER: The bruising along the neck is consistent with strangulation, but-- DETECTIVE: But? CORONER: There's something off about it. It's as if the victim was strangled by slender, skinny thighs. DETECTIVE: Like a girl's thighs? CORONER: No, more like a--a nerd's thighs. DETECTIVE: Fuck that's hot

Not even gonna throw them a Pity Upvote?

Waiting for this saga to pop up randomly in yet another F Plus episode

until the last one I assumed these guys

The big question here is, is this guy fantasizing about being the strangler or the stranglee?

Move over, “stranger comes to town”; new archetypal narrative just dropped

Oh yeah, it’s been a minute since I’ve seen nerd strangler dude.