if you see me below a newspaper article in the clickbait section just know that i can't change your house payment. i have no control over this

Wow, what does it feel like to have finally made it? Congrats man. Been following you for years, stoked to see you finally get the recognition you deserve!

All these clickbaits are amazing. What an honor

Please HouseLord, you gotta help me.

Bullshit. Like the kids asking Congress to outlaw legos. Cause you know that shit is true and disturbing as fuck.

What did you do to get the honor of "clickbait hero image"?

All hail the HouseLordAll hail the HouseLord

Ask me about your house payment if you want an ass kicking?

surely you can lend me a couple of bucks at least?

omg

How about Natalie? Can she do it?