D
drewtoothpaste
@drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
author of Toothpaste For Dinner
i make tshirts at dashare.zone & thenewsharingmachine.com
more of my comics: instagram.com/drewtoothpaste and @dasharez0ne.bsky.social
listen to my quantum/alien/occult podcast at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com
24.4k followers538 following2.7k posts
in ohio if you admit that you have read an entire book, half of the people will try to elect you to be a leader and the other half will try to set you on fire. but if you can evade them for 12 hours they'll forget. its like the police stars on Grand Theft Auto
As an Ohio expat, for how much longer are you allowed to talk like this?
Live in Akron. Can confirm.
It's true, I've been set on fire twice just for reading To Kill a Mockingbird all the way through and after I rose from the grave, it was like people were pretending it never happened.
I read a whole book in Ohio the last couple of days and they chased me out of the state.
Cincinnati here and you’re not wrong. Goldfish brain is rampant
D
drewtoothpaste
@drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
author of Toothpaste For Dinner
i make tshirts at dashare.zone & thenewsharingmachine.com
more of my comics: instagram.com/drewtoothpaste and @dasharez0ne.bsky.social
listen to my quantum/alien/occult podcast at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com
24.4k followers538 following2.7k posts