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drewtoothpaste
@drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
author of Toothpaste For Dinner
i make tshirts at dashare.zone & thenewsharingmachine.com
more of my comics: instagram.com/drewtoothpaste and @dasharez0ne.bsky.social
listen to my quantum/alien/occult podcast at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com
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Two cars that both work great! Not the good car and the other car. I’m dreaming real big.
and i'm buying the fancy mustard that comes in a glass jar that looks like a little barrel
I already have 2 cars. They alternate between running and not, and I have to keep at least one going at all times. It's a great game I love to play called owning a Chrysler product.
"If my parents could just die right now....""If my parents could just die right now...."
I will drive one car with my right foot and the other with my left.
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drewtoothpaste
@drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
author of Toothpaste For Dinner
i make tshirts at dashare.zone & thenewsharingmachine.com
more of my comics: instagram.com/drewtoothpaste and @dasharez0ne.bsky.social
listen to my quantum/alien/occult podcast at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com
25.5k followers548 following2.9k posts