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drewtoothpaste
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author of Toothpaste For Dinner i make tshirts at dashare.zone & thenewsharingmachine.com more of my comics: instagram.com/drewtoothpaste and @dasharez0ne.bsky.social listen to my quantum/alien/occult podcast at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com
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the american dream

if i win the lottery... buy small house!! pay off credit card!!! TWO cars!!!!
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Tshesaheartmaker.bsky.social

Two cars that both work great! Not the good car and the other car. I’m dreaming real big.

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fishttp.website

and i'm buying the fancy mustard that comes in a glass jar that looks like a little barrel

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Eelcaptainsteve.bsky.social

I already have 2 cars. They alternate between running and not, and I have to keep at least one going at all times. It's a great game I love to play called owning a Chrysler product.

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scohoe.bsky.social

"If my parents could just die right now....""If my parents could just die right now...."

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UWuneasywriter.bsky.social

I will drive one car with my right foot and the other with my left.

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drewtoothpaste
@drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
author of Toothpaste For Dinner i make tshirts at dashare.zone & thenewsharingmachine.com more of my comics: instagram.com/drewtoothpaste and @dasharez0ne.bsky.social listen to my quantum/alien/occult podcast at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com
25.5k followers548 following2.9k posts