The shopping cart theory fails to take in to consideration that I'm tired and I want to go home

Being Irish sounds so fun. I hope I grow up and become Irish one day...

Imagine the pain and suffering they must have gone through before finding that out

Linkedin keeps asking me to answer questions. How do I explain to them that the only reason I have an account is so I don't lose my home

big brother would be a lot more fun if they hid a gun in the house

Pious in the front party in the back

Make sure to mark the heat death of the universe in your calendar so u can beat the traffic

Hazbin Hotel is a real thing??? I thought it was a weird internet porn thing

The true meaning of influencer

Got recommended a reaction channel on youtube my algorithm is fucking cooked