The primary difference btw untenured and tenured professors is drafting the retort email and deleting vs. drafting the retort email and sending.

That’s a good one. The number of odd things I’ve now yelled out loud cuz of children. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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I won’t get nervous till they start responding back.

Craig, you’ve been to Iowa. We trained the natl guard there together.

It’s extremely inconvenient, too.

Even with the hint, I have no idea what this is.

Time to set up auto reply.

Flurries?!?! WTF!

“A Ponzi scheme can maintain the illusion of a sustainable business as long as new investors [professors] contribute new funds [grants], and as long as most of the investors [professors] do not demand full repayment and still believe in the non-existent assets they are purported to own.”