Dad: Koji, c’mere, you can get a dozen doughnuts for free when you buy a dozen! And you can use this one three times & we have two coupons! Me: Why would I need that many? Dad: You could freeze them Me: Wow that’s like, 36,000 doughnuts… Dad: …Are you stupid Me: Maybe 🥲

God damn the last batch of pickles turned out awesome! I’m glad that my tendency to double any and all spices is always correct

You never know when you will need an emergency Waver lemme tell you

“Warning: you have already leveled the same unit. You will receive no rewards for this. Use the slider to unlock if you really want to do this” I know what I’m about, son #FGO

He’s… he’s so beautiful… #FGO

Whimsy costume: the scholar.

Had the coolest dream where I was in Japan and found a magazine about Kitarou where half the pages were out of order I will never know how that article ends!! Why must we suffer

Boooooooo BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Okay that doesn’t sound bad honestly 😅😅

That is unfortunate because I would absolutely want the kinky sex slave aspect I mean what is the point otherwise I seen gay people before