Willem Dafoe’s non-evil twin brother Willy Dafriend

I follow over 200 accounts on TikTok that exclusively discuss the existence of giants both past and present, and not a single one of them is talking about the devastation in Asheville.

I gingerly walk into the massive lodge room where Rich Lowry has been working on his manuscript. High-pitched violin cacophony plays as I leaf through hundreds of typewritten pages containing nothing but the n word.

@mtsw.bsky.social the guests on Face the Nation yesterday consisted of four Republicans and the current head of FEMA.

The plastic surgeons who built Elon Musk’s jaw out of nothing, they actually did good work.

In the 80s Trump got busted red-handed doing a penny-ante “empty box” sales tax fraud at Tiffany’s and the cops gave him the “pobody’s nerfect” card and he skated.

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Between the two of them you’ve got about 120 or 130 pounds of human head.

I remember that @amuse guy because he went on a rant about “DEI pilots” because he saw a video of a rough landing without noticing that it was obviously taken from Microsoft Flight Simulator

Note the pillows on sale for $14.88.