I know there's a lot going on, but I've just remembered about this classic and y'all need to see it NOW. (You'll never see a sandwich the same way again.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktD2...

Let me put it this way: our fog has a name and a Twitter account.

<stares in San Franciscan>

Deep Thought of the Day (tm): considering that a coin flip is a mechanical action dependent on how much force is applied, how far the coin travels, and how fast it spins, is it possible for a person to train themselves to control the outcome? 🤔

Troubadour band time?!!

This can’t be said too much.

That’s when the person who birthed the baby (typically a wife/mother, knowing how these things go) realizes that they made a horrible mistake but it’s too late now.

As usual, Israel barely allows the world to condemn an attack on them before they do something horrible. Like clockwork.

I know it’s a typo but now I want a Karma Sutra to exist.

<starry-eyed appreciative noises>