I need a duffel bag for my upcoming trip because I lost all the duffel bags in the divorce. So I ordered a new one. And mistakenly had it shipped to my ex-husband

Just keep shipping him duffle bags, several a year, for the rest of his life, all w cards that read "I know how much you love a good duffle bag"

Noooooo

Dammit.

I am so sorry, but… I howled.

😢

D'oh! Oh, cruel irony...