STUDENT: "I hate everything and everyone. I abhor both beauty and utility. Fuck form and function. Life is nothing but futility and pain." GUIDANCE COUNSELOR: "Incredible. I've never seen a test score that's just the phone number for the hiring department of 'Modern Hotel Room Design LLC'."
Tomato, tomato.
"If you ever gave your data to 23andMe now is the time to go request that they delete it." - Whitney Merrill "Remember That DNA You Gave 23andMe? The company is in trouble, and anyone who has spit into one of the company’s test tubes should be concerned." www.theatlantic.com/health/archi...
The company is in trouble, and anyone who has spit into one of the company’s test tubes should be concerned.
"Popcorn is only really good at the movie theater. Otherwise you might get stuff like cheese or chocolate on it.""Popcorn is only really good at the movie theater. Otherwise you might get stuff like cheese or chocolate on it."
Also very true! I think I connected a related idea of having that address being a kind of time capsule where a parent can send things (like cute baby stories) that the child can read later. And as someone who got first.last@gmail, I can tell you that doesn't stop someone from trying to use it!Also very true! I think I connected a related idea of having that address being a kind of time capsule where a parent can send things (like cute baby stories) that the child can read later. And as someone who got first.last@gmail, I can tell you that doesn't stop someone from trying to use it!
That may be good for most folks, but I see two big problems: $deadname@example.com $finename@aol.com Really, we just need to normalize buying domains and using that for email.That may be good for most folks, but I see two big problems: $deadname@example.com $finename@aol.com Really, we just need to normalize buying domains and using that for email.
I'M YOUR ONLY FRIEND. I'M NOT YOUR ONLY FRIEND. BUT I'M A LITTLE GLOWING FRIEND. BUT REALLY I'M NOT ACTUALLY YOUR FRIEND. BUT I AM.I'M YOUR ONLY FRIEND. I'M NOT YOUR ONLY FRIEND. BUT I'M A LITTLE GLOWING FRIEND. BUT REALLY I'M NOT ACTUALLY YOUR FRIEND. BUT I AM.
I did not realize how elaborate the actual procedures for those stupid self-checkout lanes are.
But we'd all be relieved if it was just "Vance makes a staffer crack an egg in a random shoe each morning, and refuses to put his shirt on until it happens."
We should start convincing these obviously spammers that "shoot the shit" is a distinctly American phrase where we take our worst guns out to the field to see who can make the biggest cow pie crater.We should start convincing these obviously spammers that "shoot the shit" is a distinctly American phrase where we take our worst guns out to the field to see who can make the biggest cow pie crater.