Lord knows I’m trying lol

Yeah I was SlugCoin lol. I stopped because it’s hard to be a parody of a thing that already parodies itself. And Stovey blocked me, ending my credibility on this app forever more

You said some mean things to me while I was in my “Bitcoin idiot” bit era. (You passed the test. Bullying crypto fucks is the only correct response)

Feral in a good way

Stovey blocked me for doing a Bitcoin bit that was too believable and now the BlueSky community has shunned me and my witty, edgy posts. Stovey, if you’re reading this, please take me back.

Omg I was just thinking this

He’s a Bebby that’s what he is

Neoliberalism is ok, actually (Leaves)

Omg there’s sweat dripping down from the balls 😂

Execution by doing 100 gravity bing rips in a public square.