"DAMN gurl, lemme get a pikachu, you're makin' my bulbasaur" So anyway I'm being sued by nintendo

Australian politicians passing off their own opinions with "And I think the majority of Australians would agree with me" is argumentum ad populum with the added step of not even having supporting data to validate it. #auspol

Maybe today IS a good day to comment "ur mom LOL" on every #LinkedIn post 🤔

There was a pool of blood, and I had forgotten my floaties

A kiss is just a wet headbutt

tried to signal "cool thanks" to someone by throwing some horns but decided at the last minute that a shaka was more appropriate but my brain misfired and anyway that's how I accidentally told a stranger I love him.

Well well well, look who's spending 110% of their time on LinkedIn. How do all of your negative words taste now, me? #LinkedIn

I think this is a phishing scam designed to gett pictures of my wife's butt

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

TEXT ON A PHOTO OF A CELEBRITY, UNATTRIBUTED SO IT'S NOT A QUOTE EVEN THOUGH YOU PROBABLY THINK IT IS, THAT'S YOUR FAULT THOUGH K #LinkedIn#BestOf