This is the most “two dudes in a cow costume” ass cow I’ve ever seen in my life.

Two dudes with 2.4 million each

My eight year old was absolutely not having it that was a real cow. “It’s a costume daddy”

Bob and Steve dressed as a cow for a costume party but sadly were killed by a car that ran a red light. At the pearly gates St Peter is telling Bob, “yes, you’ll spend eternity dressed as you were when you died”. Steve, in the back, “What’d he say”?

Pasiphae, you in there?

Hunchback of Cowtre Dame

Errrr... Moooo?

That'll be why it was so expensive.

that cow looks like its wearing a sheet lol

The two dudes