🎶"Instanbul* not Cnonstantinople. Now it's Instanbul not Cnonstantinople. Been a long time gone Cnonstantinople. Now it's a Turkish flight and the feds indict."🎶 *I know that's not how it's spelled, but it's how he spelled it, thus the first half of the joke.
Yes, the Musical, coming to Broadway!
Does Instabul give you wings?
Paging @tmbg.bsky.social to this lovely little dedication.
Well done. And that takes me back. A friend was in an a cappella group freshman year that sung that all the time.
Cnonstantinople was founded on the site of the ancient Greek city of Bnyzantium
🎶 Every room in Constantinople is in Istanbul, not Constantinople, so if you’ve got a bribe in Constantinople, it’ll be waiting in Istanbul 🎶
"Why they charged him? I can't say. The people have four investigations under way."
"🎶Why did Cnonstantinople get the juice? Eric Adams had a deal with the Turks Do do do, do do do do..."🎶
So if you've a bribe in Cnonstantinople It’ll be waiting in Instanbul
It’s nobody’s business but the Turks. 🎶