Happy Festivus to all who celebrate
More people should have giant stone statues of dinosaurs outside their house
Thereās no amount of money I wouldnāt pay to celebrate Christmas, your laws do not scare me Massachusetts
[me at the presidential debate] on my first day as president I will sign an executive order bringing back the Seattle Sonics and Montreal Expos
Remember, kids, if Santa asks you whether youāve been naughty or nice this year, you should always say, āAm I being detained?ā
Ken Paxton and the Texas Supreme Court can go fuck themselves
Having finished my rewatch of The Good Place I can confirm it is unequivocally my favorite show of all time
What if instead of pretending like guns arenāt the problem we acted like they are? No, that would never work, not even worth a try. What was I thinking?
After the Cardinals (obviously not gonna happen) that would be my choice too
There are teams Iād definitely prefer he not go to but for sure Iām just excited to watch him play in the post-season