But hey...at least you're alive enough to feel the feels?

You gotta change your demeanor. Every kid I meet is crying within 10 mins.

That troll is 100 years old. 100.

And the more we keep bringing it up the mroe we're forced to think about it. It's a vicious cycle.

Well..... congratulations any which way?

My first, pre-coffee glance thought this was a pregnancy test. Which might be worse than COVID or allergies.

Lemme get a mop.

Same with NA beer.

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And then the weather people be like "and how bout this *hEat INdeX*!"