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DTwyman
@dtwyman.bsky.social
Retired Government, film & broadcasting teacher. Politics & economics watcher, gardener & cat â¤ď¸- Darth Kitty is one of my cats. If you donât appreciate science, journalism, enjoy a good movie or think politics is a spectator sport, Iâm not your thing.
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Ronald couldnât make it today. đ¤Ą
"A man came up to, tears in his eyes, and said, 'Sir, I'd like a Big Mac, fries, and a coke.'
The Flounder
Sir, this is a Wendyâs
"I'm speaking to you here at [mumbles] Animal Rescue... do you want fries with cat?"
MONSTRO-ELISASUE
Hold on, I'm taking a dump.
Never seen a sperm bank drive through?
"Sir, this is a Nazi's."
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DTwyman
@dtwyman.bsky.social
Retired Government, film & broadcasting teacher. Politics & economics watcher, gardener & cat â¤ď¸- Darth Kitty is one of my cats. If you donât appreciate science, journalism, enjoy a good movie or think politics is a spectator sport, Iâm not your thing.
721 followers570 following4.3k posts