No other social media fuels my tendency to procrastinate as much as Twitter. Before I know it, a significant amount of time passed and shit didn’t get done. And I hate when I lose the track of time and my kids end up seeing me on my phone for too long. It’s been my battle since joining it 5y ago.

Not going back for the fourth time now, too embarrassing.

Nuked my Twitter, irreversibly, again. A bit sad but there’s evidence that I’m happier with myself when I log off from there. It’s for the greater good.

I hope so too.

Me too

Happy 30th Birthday to The Fast Show

New Telegraph lifestyle columnist just dropped

"I've also got people on the left who feel the need to attack me for the fact that I got the Tories out"