bro I haven’t been kissed in so long im going crazyyyyyy

my stummy hurts

I overeatted the meal that I made specifically to avoid overeating

could I politely interest anyone in a bouncing on it

that’s what im trying to figure out

i feel you though I fucking hate heat stroke I get overheated so easy

praying for your speedy recovery o7

oh no!! I had one yesterday :((

woof woof woof bARK

need me a big buff man like that Jesus CHRIIIISST