My latest: www.jphilll.com/p/no-one-is-...

Relatable

God I forgot how much I hate me

I was about to say "hell no" and then I realized I totally do, in two steps

a story in 3 parts

Starting to wonder if the "gifted" group of students at my school were just the ones whose parents insisted the hardest

Startled awake by my demons (fear of disgust and illegitimacy)

Are you able to dance? I've always wanted to make music but I fundamentally lack rhythm in a way that becomes obvious whenever I try to dance to a beat, so I guess I'm wondering how much of a handicap that would be

My wife and I want different things. I want to wave my penis around and make light saber noises and she wants a divorce

Um.