My daughter had to watch 3 times to get passed it. Made it this last time.

What if your opponent is weightless

Dracula, more like LAME-ula, am I right?? Learn to travel without your dirt, bitch.

Police: ma’am chivalry isn’t dead but i regret to inform you your husband is Widow: what did he do Hold open a door for a female serial killer Police: 100% while he was gloating she shot him right through the face Widow: rip lmao thoughts and prayers thanks dog

can’t wait to say Seasons Skeetings

Grilled Cheese discourse is so revealing of humanity. All our flaws, all our weaknesses, all the ways we see the world. All of us are laid bare by this one discourse.

Johnny Cash but if his music had all sci-fi themes

Close second place is the lullaby he sings Troy and Abed when they are living at the school.

I pine for the golden days of cinema when Ernest went to camp

Yeah I got fat deposits... in my bank account, baby! Boom!