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@dumbmike.bsky.social
I run a kill shelter for small dogs 🧡🖤
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Mdumbmike.bsky.social

Went to the dicksucking factory today to visit your work, was shocked and disgusted by what I saw: quality control through the floor, with employee KPIs only concerning repeat bookings/minimal downtime between dicks. Sad but familiar… private equity got its claws in yet another American institution.

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TMemptymind.bsky.social

What?

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Bdoomduck.bsky.social

I need a blow by blow of what went down to bring this industry to its knees.

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Ccaylen.bsky.social

you’d think a holding company would have a good hand on things, and yet

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Wwetasspword.bsky.social

You should see the board room meetings at dicksucking Inc where they just keep talking about controlling costs of their human capital

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Bmottebailey.bsky.social

just program chat GPT to suck the dicks already. no one will know the difference, the majority of the cocks out there are either scammers or bots.

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Llukree.bsky.social

My ancestors didn’t travel from the old world to not suck the dicks in a dicksucking factory!

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(after my sixth Agile Scrum of the day) yeah your guess is as good as mine. anyway, gotta go, meeting in 5

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MTrollforphobia.bsky.social

You think your dick is different. You think it’s special. Everybody thinks their dick is special because everybody’s the same. Nobody’s dick is different.

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THthehuggernaut.bsky.social

yah things really aren't the same since your mom took over

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@dumbmike.bsky.social
I run a kill shelter for small dogs 🧡🖤
1.7k followers125 following2.6k posts