My secret to the perfect burger? The patty is 80% dry mashed potato flakes. Not really but you can literally write anything you want on here. You can tell lies and people eat it up. They're basically idiots!

damn dude, I just wasted all of those tayters.

Bruh chill

You can’t fool us, we know there is no such thing as dry mashed potato flakes. 🧐🥸😂

"I use a half stick of melted butter in each patty. Really ups the umami."

Encasing the patty in aspic really locks in the juices

Actually putting a small amount of Potato Flakes might help to improve the texture of a burger patty maybe help give more structure to it

Did you just lie about how stupid people are?

… Facebook is down the hall, second door on right…

I feel the same way about macaroni and cheese. The correct way is to layer the shredded cheese and noodles, with beaten eggs poured over it before baking. And no f@#king crust, you ignorant savages.