In the heat of the battle, Todd froze, aghast, having just saw the hero’s right nut pop out of his shorts.
“I can’t believe that you still want to argue this point. Both high income taxes & high tariffs are counterproductive, & punish the middle classes.” “America boomed in the 1950s with both.” “America boomed because all the other economies had been bombed into the Stone Age.”
“Where’s my money you Transylvanian schnorrer!” “Let me go, the sun’s coming up!” “I’m not scared of the sun! You might make an ash of yourself, but I’m just going to turn back into an accountant! Now gimme my money!” “All right! All right!”
“Where’s my money you Transylvanian schnorrer!” “Let me go, the sun’s coming up!” “I’m not scared of the sun! You might make an ash of yourself, but I’m just going to turn back into an accountant! Now gimme my money!” “All right! All right!”
“Remember that production of Othello in Melbourne, back in 1966?” “We traded the roles of Othello & Iago during intermission. We were so drunk.” “Best reviews of the tour.” “That was because our Desdemona was sick, & the understudy stepped in.” “Judi Dench can do anything.”
“Remember our first Stratford Festival?” “How can I forget? Midsummer’s Dream in a leaky tent.” “Locals were friendly.” “Some were a little too friendly since you ended up divorced and sleeping on my couch.”
“Is it true you discovered Helen Mirren?” “I was directing Uncle Vanya at the Old Vic. We needed someone to play Yelena. In walks this complete unknown & I’m stunned.” “Good audition?” “Great audition, she made Yelena live & breathe. Plus, she had incredible knockers.”
“Remember that spaghetti western where we played rivals?” “Scava Tante Tombe, Amico Mio.” “That was fun, even though the director was a tyrant.” “You did eat his dog.” “Little yapper deserved it after it bit me.” “Claudia Cardinale was lovely.” “Delightful, and a pro.”
“Remember that spaghetti western where we played rivals?” “Scava Tante Tombe, Amico Mio.” “That was fun, even though the director was a tyrant.” “You did eat his dog.” “Little yapper deserved it after it bit me.” “Claudia Cardinale was lovely.” “Delightful, and a pro.”