I'm gonna be really mad if I can't bench the wight I should be able to according to this chart.

Oh no, there's a better Jareth. Can't see his hog though, so is it?

As an American, I understand this on a visceral level.

"Bigger than Bowie"

Wearing eyeliner for the first time since I was 15 and 3 girls held me down to apply it. Not as thrilling as a man with children and a mortgage.

Early petroleum-derived sunscreens used aromatic extracts which did a great job of blocking UV radiation, but the body really likes to oxidize the same class of molecules to a form ready to intercalate DNA and cause melanoma.

Haha Americano doesn't offend their senses when it comes to nicotine.

Not to mention the pollution caused by the methods used to extract the oil from the sand!

For those in the audience that don't know, I was a chemist for 10 years before I changed roles as a software engineer in our engineering department based on my tinkerings. Evil company, but good people.