Anybody else not feeling the need to buy anything during Black Friday sales this year? It’s literally a first for me 😅

Casually describing the darkest corners of my mind to a friend who innocently asked, “What is shipping?” at brunch

Something something clone troopers 🤌🏻

does bisexual mean once every two sex, or twice a sex

“I miss you” is one of those phrases that hurts like hell to say when you really mean it.