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Torturer by appointment to his majesty Wulfhelm, Bretwalder of the Angli and ruler of #Wulferhampton. Brews Beer, Rides Bikes, Hates Tories.
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Today on "Solutions we didn't know we needed, to problems we didn't know we had."Today on "Solutions we didn't know we needed, to problems we didn't know we had."

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What have you achieved today? I just closed all three activity rings on my smart watch by walking to the bar to buy a pint.

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Those of a Celtic disposition may be aware of the old highland tradition of throwing the cork from a whiskey bottle into the fire and finishing it in one sitting. I may have just done that with a block of cheese. It was very good cheese. I regret nothing.Those of a Celtic disposition may be aware of the old highland tradition of throwing the cork from a whiskey bottle into the fire and finishing it in one sitting. I may have just done that with a block of cheese. It was very good cheese. I regret nothing.

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well that's the Xmas decorations sorted.well that's the Xmas decorations sorted.

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It's one of those mornings.It's one of those mornings.

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Apologies to any clients waiting for their appointment. I appear to have caught a whiff of the sprouts by accident and am currently being violently ๐Ÿคฎ

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Looks like @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social@rootvegserf.bsky.social 's turnip vodka again.

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Duty Torturer
@dutytorturer.bsky.social
Torturer by appointment to his majesty Wulfhelm, Bretwalder of the Angli and ruler of #Wulferhampton. Brews Beer, Rides Bikes, Hates Tories.
135 followers33 following667 posts