Thinking now that this is a very intense thing to say to a stranger. I promise I’m normal. Good day sir
Honestly one of the best, worst jokes I’ve ever seen. Incredible craft. I hate it so much. I want to build you a beautiful monument and bury you alive underneath it
Love to see people who can land a solid joke about steaks. It's a rare medium to see well done.
As Naomi Klein said, "Side with the child over the gun every single time, no matter whose gun and no matter whose child."
Walking through town while listening to this will fix your whole worldview open.spotify.com/track/25cKuE...
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That moment when the theme kicks in is a perfect cinematic moment
Interview with the Vampire but the interviewer is Isaac Chotiner
CHOTINER: They call you Vlad the Impaler. DRACULA: It is a folk legend among the peasants. They are simple people. CHOTINER: Simple people, many of whom you had impaled. DRACULA: I don't think any of the people I have had impaled are accusing me of anything. CHOTINER: That's certainly true.
CHOTINER: But you’ve had romantic entanglements in the past. For instance, Lucy Westenra? DRACULA: Tragic case. The poor girl. CHOTINER: Died of acute blood loss, I believe? DRACULA: Attacked by a wolf, I think. CHOTINER: You can turn into a wolf, right? DRACULA: That’s right. CHOTINER: Thank you.