Interview with the Vampire but the interviewer is Isaac Chotiner

1994 Interview with the Vampire, or 2022 Interview with the Vampire?

"I find it very offensive. Selfishness is the last thing on my mind when I suck somebody's blood! I'm opening up new vistas for immature minds!"

That vampire is fuuucked lmao

Caesar Flickerman would be quite entertaining.

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Between two ferns with a vampire, starring Zach Galifianakis.

“I’m just wondering about the baby, and if, you know, you ate it.”

CHOTINER: But you’ve had romantic entanglements in the past. For instance, Lucy Westenra? DRACULA: Tragic case. The poor girl. CHOTINER: Died of acute blood loss, I believe? DRACULA: Attacked by a wolf, I think. CHOTINER: You can turn into a wolf, right? DRACULA: That’s right. CHOTINER: Thank you.

Hot Wings but the interviewer is Isaac Chotiner

your MIND!