hey new bsky users, to get the best experience on here you have to water me . im a thirsty little flower oughh.. you have to water me....you haveto use your pee...please ..

*Me, reading this in the morning while on the toilet:* Well... This is unfortunate.

blocked and reported

BAHAHAGAHAH

i knew what was up when i started here

I… am NOT doing that.

WHAT

mothman piss is acidic so uh no