Donald Trump and Kamala Harris are hanging out in the smoking area when MBS and the Ayatollah pull up in Khameneis cool-ass van. “Yo Bozos” yells the crown prince. “we got coke, we’re going to the poconos!” VP Harris and FPOTUS Trump don’t skip a beat, they hop right in and off they go!
Coast Gard announcer keeps coming onto one of the hurricane streams looking for a person called “Vessel Captain Dave” who seems not to be responding.
EAT SHIT HURRICANE
Joe Biden made it VERY clear he would’t do what was needed to protect democracy before he was nominated and he hasn’t. Four years of fascist consolidation while joe played footsie with MAGAts who he could fire with a word. Total catastrophe!
a bouncy castle connoisseur starts a web site to review the models on offer and uncovers a terrible conspiricy that goes to the very top of the industry
The New York Times is a right wing paper and actively working to manufacture consent for the fascist takeover of America, I promise your wordle isn't worth it
selling an augmented reality helmet that visually and audibly repaces the word Debate with The Old Slap and Tickle, it weighs three pounds and runs off a small generator that uses denatured alchol.
Going though some silvan place but Robin Hood jumps out of the woods and does some cheugy theatrical horseshit.