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Ehren Battermann
@ebattermann.bsky.social
SQL Server developer at Trinity Health HQ. On Bluesky mainly for tech, entertainment, & humor. Hoopy frood who always knows where his towel is.
74 followers136 following41 posts
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Be careful of this game. Starts off innocently enough, but b4 u know it, your sister is bitching her son out 4 stealing her burger patty, & then he's laughing himself into a coughing fit cuz u burned a turkey at the end of the day & stuck it in the freezer. #PlateUpnumskullgames.com/game/plateup/

PlateUp! - Numskull Games
PlateUp! - Numskull Games

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For the new twitter friends, here are two of my favorite things about bluesky: 1) if you block someone, they vanish. If they QTd you, it just says "blocked". Nuclear block stops trolls. They hate it. 2) If someone QTs you & you don't like it, you can detach your post from theirs. BRILLIANT TBH?

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JCjcsalterego.bsky.social

ten thousand years ago, the ferocious saber toothed tiger roamed the earth to look for food, water, and freshly laundered and folded clothes to lay on

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MAfawndly.bsky.social

btw for everyone joining bsky today but worried about trying to find their friends from back on twitter: ✨ sky follower bridge ✨ is an extension on chrome and firefox that lets you sort through your following on twitter to see if any of them have associated bsky accounts

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EJerinjeanwarde.bsky.social

Me watching you watch the movie I suggested

Moo Deng the hippo looking curiously from behind a tree
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Sun puddle shadows

A handsome, fuzzy tabby cat lying on the floor on his back. The shadow of his front paws looks like a cat jumping. #CatsOfBluesky
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JCjcsalterego.bsky.social

(face ID not recognizing me because i'm eating a burrito) i have defeated artificial intelligence

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I mentioned on Threads that I like Bluesky and someone who had tried and abandoned it asked me why I liked it. This was my response.

A Threads reply from me. Text reads: “Moderation tools are good, I get almost no harassment/abuse there even if I dare talk about ‹gasp!> progressive politics. There are lots of really engaged people talking about science, lots of journalists, and lots of fun people just posting clever stuff. There's no default algorithm so l only see posts from people I follow (and their shares) — it's WAY less annoying than the stuff that gets algorithmically pushed to me here. It's a chronological timeline. And I get good engagement/discussion.”
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Yyolobirder.bsky.social

Wren Diagram

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i hope they keep making Alien-alikes and Thing-alikes forever. I will never get tired of seeing an overworked, underpaid ragtag crew of working class people stuck in the ass-end of nowhere have to fight for their lives against some slimy body-horror nightmare.

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Ehren Battermann
@ebattermann.bsky.social
SQL Server developer at Trinity Health HQ. On Bluesky mainly for tech, entertainment, & humor. Hoopy frood who always knows where his towel is.
74 followers136 following41 posts