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Ehren Battermann
@ebattermann.bsky.social
SQL Server developer at Trinity Health HQ. On Bluesky mainly for tech, entertainment, & humor. Hoopy frood who always knows where his towel is.
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Reposted by Ehren Battermann
Flashback: wife says Mickey, second-oldest cat, is just fluffy. Vet says fine but he needs to be 25% less fluffy. We attempt tech solution where other cats have collars with fobs that open electric cat dishes for their food. Mickey blockades the electronic cat dishes.
Harvey Manfrenjensenden
Dog's name is Syko... Can't make this shit up.
It's on the development road map. No estimated date though.
That took embarrassingly long for me to get past "what else could it be?" 😅 Wheel of Fortune, get ready for your worst contestant ever!
Shammity gonna sham
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Ehren Battermann
@ebattermann.bsky.social
SQL Server developer at Trinity Health HQ. On Bluesky mainly for tech, entertainment, & humor. Hoopy frood who always knows where his towel is.
75 followers138 following41 posts