I did not think Merrick Garland had it in him.

Does the Chick-fil-A thing stream on Sundays?

You'll never convince me that Peach, Plum, Pear isn't about cruising in a park.

Tiny Cities is both the best Sun Kil Moon album and the best Modest Mouse album.

Me laying in bed: Bronze is actually the best medal to win. A gold medal outshines everything you do afterwards. A silver medal can make you a perpetual also-ran. But a bronze medal is just one amazing accomplishment in a life that is probably full of many others.

post hog, ergo propter hog.

The "JD Vance Didn't Fuck a Couch" fact check has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the fact check.

Any guesses what the NYT doesn't like about Harris?

Michael Stipe telling Biden to quit his job because he's no longer able to do it well, as if REM didn't record seven albums after Automatic for the People.