“‘I teach in this brand-new building, and I needed some extra desks because I had more students than desks,’ [Prof. Jamie Skerski] said. ‘It took three weeks to get them. But there were Coach Prime sweatshirts in the bookstore within 48 hours of his hiring. It’s kind of reflective of our values.’”

Also, this: “Last April, near the end of his third semester on campus, [the starting quarterback] Sanders attended an in-person class for the first time. It was filmed for his social media accounts.” …what?