ADHD is not cute. Mine shows up as: exhaustion due to masking executive dysfunction at work, depression from feeling/appearing lazy due to task paralysis, coming off as unhinged due to emotional dysregulation, & feeling ugly & disgusting about picking at my skin & pulling out my hair due to stress.
Put him and his shit in the dumpster. All of it.
I am the least romantic person on the planet in every sense of the word. I was watching something where these 2 people were on a date and they were eating lobster with a shit ton of butter on it and all I could think was "They are both going to have the worst diarrhea later from all of that butter"
taking a fun little dna test to find out how norwegian I am and getting my great-uncle arrested for a series of unsolved ritual slayings from the 1970s
I love it when migraines, fibromyalgia, and IBS all join together with the common goal of ruining my day. Oh, and I have a therapy appointment in an hour 😑
Random theatre story: In undergrad, I was performing a monologue that I wrote, & my professor commented that the writing was "almost TOO clever." Looking back, I'm confident that he was negging & that makes me feel sad & annoyed because I really looked up to him & he knew I was looking for approval.