This is the energy I want to project on Bluesky:

i’m not sure that’s the story here tbh

• reading this post when you're supposed to be doing something else but you can't focus on it

Lcoolhand.bsky.socialOct 29, 2023 10:21pm

It got me

JERRY SEINFELD: we need to bring back masculine men ALSO JERRY SEINFELD:

[Covered in medicated creams] Babe do u still think I'm hot

Are you allowed to wear a smoking jacket while not smoking?

I’m doing my best, but holy shit, that’s not very good.

Me: I was walking to the bus the other day and on the sidewalk outside of this sex show I actually saw a brand new, black buttplug just lying on the ground. My mom: Did you pick it up? Me: (Dumbfounded) …No.