When people ask what 2007 was like

I'd trust that very good mortgage advisor.

Kids these days will think its an exaggeration when I say this dog could literally approve a loan for you

He’s a cybersecurity consultant now.

I had a 'not that bright' cousin in on the mortgage business back then. I remember him bragging about how he could give nearly anyone a mortgage. Even then, the "what could go wrong?" bells were ringing in my head.

I'd trust that dog with my finances.

I will not have you slander this good dog any longer, sir.