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Edith
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The girl with the abolish golf tattoo | 🏳️‍⚧️ | recovering journalist | marooned on Normal Island ☢️ Formerly known as @thestuffofmemes on X 🪦
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Eedithcharles.bsky.social

The Jedi who survived order 66 must've gossiped something awful about this jumped up twink called Luke suddenly "reforming the order" calling himself a jedi "master." "And, AND, get this, have you heard whose fucking kid that is??" Absolutely fuming

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ZRzachrabiroff.bsky.social

Classic nepo baby bullshit

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RGcthullhu.bsky.social

it feels like this would be immeadiatly counter with "what was your guys stance on slavery?" or "I was seperated from my parents at birth isnt that jedi 101?"

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JDdmnd.me

Like the child of an oil exec trying to play a lead role in a climate youth org

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KEthemedievaldrk.bsky.social

I've taught Titus Andronicus as a reflection on the adult psychology of child soldiers and there's whiffs of that in the larger SW-verse too.

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Eedithcharles.bsky.social

Lando Calrissian as they're heading into battle at the end of Return saying "don't worry that's my friend down there" like you have to wonder if one of Han Solo's mates was aboard to overhear that and was all like "oh aye your friend? You think you're HIS friend do you? Wow brass neck on this cunt."

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BEthegentlestorm.bsky.social

Yoda only told Luke he would be a Jedi Master, just before he died, so that he could die in peace and not "Do a Skywalker" as it had become known by all his mates.

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CDpetemilan.bsky.social

"Anger leads to hate." "Yeah, matter of fact, it does, because I'm angry and I hate this."

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TAspooknine.bsky.social

That he had Yoda's endorsement was almost worse. He didn't live on Dagobah to hide from the empire so much as to be somewhere none of the surviving Jedi could roast him online for his failures

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Kklm.bsky.social

when those left are old timers: "and THEN he got most of the first padawans of the next generation killed AND everyone who survived went to the dark side. luke skywalker what a fuckin hero"

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Edith
@edithcharles.bsky.social
The girl with the abolish golf tattoo | 🏳️‍⚧️ | recovering journalist | marooned on Normal Island ☢️ Formerly known as @thestuffofmemes on X 🪦
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