A listening device satellite in outer space with a deadly laser beam, programmed to detect awful rugby opinions on earth & instantly eliminate offending party with a deadly laser beam, incinerating them immediately. 'iReLAnD ShoULd Of HosTEd tHE 2023 rWC' ⚡(Instantly transformed into burnt toast)🔥

I just realised that I wrote 'deadly laser beam' twice in one sentence. I really can't emphasize the importance of the deadly laser beam enough.