I have always liked the Gallagher brothers, in that they have style, are legitimately hilarious and Noel usually speaks quite a lot of sense. Just a pity that their oeuvre is the most cripplingly unoriginal dad rock ever created.

And the thing is, they know that - I will never understand anyone who thinks that all the bluster and self-hype that winds people up to this day wasn’t entirely part of the act, and accentuated by the application of truly epic amounts of cocaine