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4. CENSOR (2021) It's so rare to see a film utilize the 80s and the VHS aesthetic for anything other than vibes or misplaced nostalgia, but that era and that format are integral to this tale of mental tape being worn-out to the point of being unplayable.

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3. THE NEW YORK RIPPER (1982) Fulci crafts something that feels like a DePalma flick that's been left to spoil on a stoop. It oddly presages the latter's BODY DOUBLE, like some kind of repellant John the Baptist sounding the arrival of sickening celluloid.

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2. IN A VIOLENT NATURE (2024) The terror that this landscape can produce is very much a part of the fabric of my being, which likely colours any Ontarian's viewing of this picture. I quite liked the dedication to both the genre and the chosen formalistic approach. Sick FX, too.

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1. HOUSEBOAT HORROR (1989) Starting the season off with what is considered the worst Australian film ever made. Good and gory kills and a brisk pace make this WOAT pretty fun. Thoroughly enjoy that it is shot on video, while the music video they are shooting is shot on film.

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Called a steel cage match for the first time yesterday.

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Footage of an infant parkouring out of a manger, cut to David Strathairn in a war room, "Jesus Christ, that's our saviour born."

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After raw dogging memory for nearly four decades, unfortunately, it looks like I will finally have to take notes and make lists and have a calendar and all that other bullshit in 2024. I blame my hobby which is micro concussions.

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I was on a cruise and an old dude had a walking stick that was an exact replica of John Hammond's from Jurassic Park. I was like "that's cool! Did you get it at Universal?" and he said "no, made it." In a tone that guaranteed no follow up questions.

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When you are old, blind and DGAF.

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Why do I never remember that you don't get any continues when fighting Dural? Each time it is a surprise.

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Ed Kanerva
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