It's ok to prioritize your own health and look after your own needs. It's ok to wear a crown made of ancient bones. It's ok to build steam powered mechanical wolves to protect your yard from unusually large squirrels.

I need me one of those wolves.

I am pleased that my steam-powered wolf has been validated. :-)

Is there a minimum size requirement on the unusually large squirrels, and if so am I allowed to construct pneumatic pine martens to deal with ones that don't meet the requirements?

Gigasquirrels!